Friday, November 11, 2005

War and Beauty

There is this new chinese drama showing on Astro called War and Beauty which is actually about 4 emperor's concubines who tries to sabotage one another in order to win the heart of the emperor and to gain his eternal affections. All four concubines plot against one another with endless evil efforts to get rid of each other. They are so cunning, they make the guys in the show look lame and weak. Even the Emperor assumes a weak role because we hardly ever see him except when he decides which concubine he should bonk that night. Why is it that during the Tang and Ching Dynasty, the only role women should assume is that of to impress one men all her life? I mean, the Emperor has a thousand of concubines in his palace and most certainly he bonks a different women every night, why then must all the concubines devote their entire life to this one Emperor and try to impress him when each of the concubine perhaps only gets to see the Emperor ONCE in their lifetime? And they are not allowed to think of any other man other than the Emperor?
The Emperor might not ever have to watch porn or visit the prositute centre simply because every night he gets to choose which women to bonk by simply picking up the name tag of the desired women. But won't the women get lonely when they are not allowed to get bonked by any other man besides the emperor? Man, talk about double standard. The Emperor gets to bonk around, why can't the poor ladies do the same? The Emperor thought about this issue and decided to be selfish by potong -ing the dicks off those poor servant men called the "tai kams" so that these "tai kams" won't seduce his concubines. I salute the Emperor for his strategy because it is one hell of a cruel precaution. Because....if u really think about it, even if the concubines were to fall in love with one of the "tai kams", sexual pleasure is definately one of the satisfaction these poor concubines won't experience. So, which ever concubines decides to fall in love with the "tai kams" they have to live with the fact that they will never ever get bonked by the man they love and in order to satisfy their horny desires, they will probably have to resort to the vibrator, the dildo or The Rabbit. How else would u expect to fullfil your desires when the man you love puts his dick and testicles in a little pouch bag which he carries around with him all the time hanging from his waist belt instead of hanging between his legs?

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